I be thrifty.

I happen to be thrifty, soooooo I completely understand the pure EXCITEMENT in this man's voice.
heyhey guy, git' yer' sequins! Don't appologize, evening news-folk who dress like Sarah Palin and are impressed by a $200 ugggggly Manolos find just because they're Manolos don't belong in Goodwill anyway. I'll bet she drained her TRAVEL-SIZE purel after that broadcast.

You're my hero dude. Let's say it again, all together now...1,....2,......THREE!

TONS OF F*CKING SEQUINS. 

yesssssssssssssssssss...

Jimmy Choo for UGGS (I know....)

Its like EVERY woman who ever "dated" Bret Micheal decided they wanted to kick off their clear platforms n' snuggle up fireside  in Aspen.The 5 stripper-chic styles in multiple color variations are available for ONLY $495-$795 a pair. Luckily there aren't any children starving in the world. Chistian Audigier would be frothing.

it just ain't right.

::shakes head::kicks pebble::

o l d s p i c e REEEEEEEEEEEEMIXXXXXXXXXXX!

oh me oh my, a remix video of that Old Spice man we l-o-v-e oh-so muchooooo; this, my friends, is not only blog-worthy, tis' LOVE-worthy:

11.11

Words that rhyme with "11" :
Heaven, seven, beaven....ummmmmmmmm.........

Kelen Malloy

Ladies n' gentleman, Kellen Malloy

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please standby...

currently on the hunt for: awesome men's earrings....

Current project muse: Austin

Listenin' to: George Micheal

Sipppin' onnnn: jug-o-water

v-o-t-e .

I voted in someone's garage with a government issued MAGIC MARKER too thick to stay inside the bubble lines, surrounded by ScreaMinG kids, by the light of my cellular phone because there were no lights besides the one on the garage motor, on top of some sort of an over-sized cardboard version of a happy meal box that was intended to give me privacy while voting, which, incidentally, NOISILY COLLAPSED when I leaned on it, WITHOUT HAVING TO SHOW ANNNY FORM OF IDENTIFICATION to the volunteers who were cooing about how 168 of the 398 possible voters for their headquarters had actually voted-they were VERY impressed with this turnout, stating that it was "higher than they had anticipated" (??!?!?!?!)) SOOOOOO needless to say, I am a little unsure about where that little piece of "official" paper is going, BUT hey, I voted ;)