ZE LONG SKIRT.
don't let it get too long,
don't let it get too short
but most importantly,
DO NOT let it get too pretty
(please)

Alright, so first thangs' first honeybees, jersey is really the ideal fabric here, as it will allow the skirt to mold to your shape without
clinging to your less flattering, more specific parts. Let's
not show off our ankles here-we're not going for
Pilgim chic, let's not use out skirt as a
swiffer-
dirty skirt bottoms may look
BADASS, but its only
bad-ta-the-bone till' you sweep along
doggy dung from park to your lunch date. Instead, let's find a smart, long-enough length in a
practical, flattering fabric that
hugs your curves, in a
colour that'll bootlick yer
FLAT BOOTS off and match your
faaaavourite slim sweater or
cropped vintage concert T.
simple.
sexy.
whambam.
listening to: How to dress well ~ ecstacy with jojo
gnashing on: Havarti and an apple
drinking some: homemade carrot/mango/apple/orange/ginger juice
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